wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

fuck-you-im-australian:

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

image

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

image

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

image

dutchster:

don’t forget these

1talian:

all i have is this blog and my virginity

Graduation speech
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to crush*: Fuck me
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you

crystallized-teardrops:

phases of a student

  • does homework as soon as you get it 
  • worried about being caught copying homework
  • doesn’t bother with homework until last minute
  • too lazy to even copy from others

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it