whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

literalsame:

I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW OR CUDDLE WITH CUT E PERSON OR EAT A COW

aparselmouthspatronous:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you

straightwhiteboyproblems:


take me home….

straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

stopitmuke:

fun fact: you have more of a chance of marrying your favourite band member than you do of winning the lottery and if that didn’t brighten up your day then what will